Welcome back to the Hilarity Express, where we’re cranking up the nostalgia and taking a wild trip back to the grooviest household in TV history—the Brady Bunch—but fair warning, these rare behind-the-scenes photos aren’t the squeaky-clean family moments you remember.

Far from the wholesome image seen on screen, these vintage shots reveal a bolder, spicier side of America’s favorite blended family, from Maureen McCormick’s (Marcia Brady) daring 70s fashion—short shorts, crop tops, bikinis, and sky-high hair—to Barry Williams’ (Greg Brady) shirtless beach moments that sent fans into a frenzy, with even one cozy shot of him and Maureen sparking rumors about their off-screen chemistry. Jan shed her middle-sister image with edgy photo spreads, while Cindy eventually traded pigtails for grown-up glam, and the rest of the cast embraced the era’s free-spirited Hollywood vibe with groovy swimwear, bold poses, and playful shoots that today’s network sensors might not approve.